Yup yup yup, it’s Who Wore it Worst day. This has become a fan favorite, so we know you’d have hated to miss these gems. Now, as you may have already guessed, Jessi and I neither one are terribly interested in nature. Don’t get us wrong. We like things like water and oxygen, but we’re not so into critters and the exercise that inevitably comes along with nature. Also, we frown on humidity.
If nature came with an air-conditioned vehicle, driven by a hottie, and slushies and pie, we’d be more inclined to experience it. Maybe.
Jessi and sibling went on vacation to Stone Mountain. If you aren’t from around these parts, then you may not have heard of Stone Mountain. Stone Mountain is this big blob of rock that is sucky-sucky steep and high. And here’s proof that Jessi hiked the thing. Clearly before she had freedom of choice. I’m not exactly certain where Krista and I were, but someplace theme-parky with a dinosaur motif. Leave it to my parents to make vacations as educational as possible. No wonder I grew up to be such a know-it-all snob. Go ahead. Ask me about the Elasmosaurus. Ask me!
Jessi’s reaction to seeing this picture of me was, “Were you ever not an adult? You even have a lanyard for your sunglasses! And who takes a purse into a theme park when they’re seven?”
My reaction to seeing her lovely, gay apparel? “Holy crap! A side-bun! And…holy crap…is that a scrunchie??”
Go ahead. Tell us who’s more tragic.
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You guys should meet my niece, Emma. She is 5 and never leaves home without accessories, including jewelry and her purse full of makeup. Her dad had to put his foot down when she wanted to carry said purse on the t-ball field!
I guess I have posed for pictures my entire life. Might I add that I would kill the fat girl in me to have those cellulite-free gams today….