Posted in befuddled, conversations, day to day, online on 03.19.2010 | 1 Comment »
I hate email forwards more than baked-on grease, but every single one of these applied to me (thanks, Jamie!). It was hilarious and awkward. Enjoy, and share your favorites! My particular favorites are in bold.
More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait [...]
Posted in befuddled, conversations, family, just the girls on 03.15.2010 | 5 Comments »
Beth: I have always wanted to see that movie “27 Dresses.”
Me: I love that movie. It is the story of my life. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride…
Beth: For real. I have been in 10 weddings!
Me: Oh honey, that ain’t nothing. I have been in 13!
Beth: Give me five. I have never met anyone that [...]
Posted in befuddled, hot mess moment on 03.2.2010 | 4 Comments »
I am so over this crazy north Georgia weather. The snow has got to go. Got. To. Go. Schools and banks close at least once a week due to this inclement weather. My business goes on business as usual. If we have warm bodies and electricity then we work. This morning was chaotic. I awoke 45 [...]
Posted in befuddled, conversations, men on 03.1.2010 | 8 Comments »
When I was young and naive, I always believed I would be married by 22. I mean by that point in your life you are set, out of college, old enough to drink and officially an adult. At 22, I was so far from marriage it scared me. I had been dating someone for two years [...]
Posted in befuddled, conversations, family on 02.25.2010 | 4 Comments »
I’ve put off telling this story because it’s mildly humiliating. And by mildly, I mean thoroughly.
You remember about a month back when I was spazzing about turning twenty five? Well, this story took place three days before my birthday, and I still haven’t fully forgiven Regions Bank. Also, for this story to make sense, you [...]
Posted in befuddled, hot mess moment on 02.23.2010 | 7 Comments »
WARNING: If you don’t think my sense of humor is funny then please skip this post and check back with me tomorrow. It is also funnier if you know me…I hate mornings and I am ditzy at times. This may be offensive to some….especially the blind. So if you’re blind, don’t read this.
Junior year of college [...]
Posted in Midget Monday, befuddled, day to day, just the girls, nuggets on 02.22.2010 | 6 Comments »
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
- Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
I’m totally excited to be joining the BOUCHED family on the blog. I am a Meandering Midget today because I was thinking about all of the places I’ve been to wind up here. Sometimes it’s really [...]
Posted in befuddled, conversations, day to day, food, hot mess moment, just the girls, men on 02.17.2010 | 7 Comments »
Setting: Mexican Buffet
Time: Lunch
Persons present: Myself and Jena
Conversation Topic: Variety, bouncing around from topic to topic during trips to the buffet. This is in no way unusual for us.
Jessi: Oh my goodness! (choking on taco) Recent Heatbreaker is coming in the door. I can’t believe you picked this restaurant of all days. You are evil.
Jena: [...]
Posted in befuddled, day to day, family, hot mess moment on 02.16.2010 | 4 Comments »
I am not ever moving anywhere!
ME
I live on the Compound. Literally, in my parent’s backyard. And geez….I love it! The rent is amazing (and hey, I am not going to be evicted if it’s a little late because my parents do not want me back under their roof) and I love my neighbors. I get to [...]
Posted in befuddled, day to day, just the girls on 02.15.2010 | 3 Comments »
I love Jessi. I love her as I love my family. Shoot, she is my family! Our families have each sort of adopted the other one, and it’s perfect. My family loves her as I do. And at the risk of sounding both sappy and homosexual, I’m gonna lay this out there: she’s awesome and [...]
