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Refreshments in Mexico

Posted in hot mess moment, travel on 03.12.2010 | 27 Comments »

One of the pictures in this post is inappropriate for children under the age of 18.  Parental guidance is encouraged.
Day three of the cruise was Cozumel!  After our last cruise to Nassau (by which I was grossly unimpressed), I knew better than to get my hopes up too high for Mexico.  We took our time [...]

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Snown Away

Posted in befuddled, hot mess moment on 03.2.2010 | 4 Comments »

I am so over this crazy north Georgia weather.  The snow has got to go.  Got.  To.  Go.  Schools and banks close at least once a week due to this inclement weather.  My business goes on business as usual.  If we have warm bodies and electricity then we work.  This morning was chaotic.  I awoke 45 [...]

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Because otherwise I run into walls…

Posted in day to day, fashion, hot mess moment on 02.26.2010 | 5 Comments »

I have a problem.
I purchase and wear a very special type of contact lens – supposedly made so you can wear them 24/7, but here’s the glitch:  I actually wear them 24/7.  I wear them constantly — for like four months — until they finally rot out of my head.  Pretty, huh?
I can’t help it.  I [...]

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Blind Rage

Posted in befuddled, hot mess moment on 02.23.2010 | 7 Comments »

WARNING:  If you don’t think my sense of humor is funny then please skip this post and check back with me tomorrow.  It is also funnier if you know me…I hate mornings and I am ditzy at times.  This may be offensive to some….especially the blind.  So if you’re blind, don’t read this.
Junior year of college [...]

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Sawatdi

Posted in day to day, hot mess moment, video on 02.19.2010 | 4 Comments »

I am heading to Thailand.  I know you are wondering what in the world I’d be doing in Thailand.  It’d be so Suzanne Sugarbaker when she headed to Japan and refused to take off her shoes or sit on the floor to eat.  I shan’t do either of those, but I will most definitely be [...]

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Taco, Burrito…what’s that coming outta your Speedo?

Posted in befuddled, conversations, day to day, food, hot mess moment, just the girls, men on 02.17.2010 | 7 Comments »

Setting:  Mexican Buffet
Time:  Lunch
Persons present:  Myself and Jena
Conversation Topic:  Variety, bouncing around from topic to topic during trips to the buffet.  This is in no way unusual for us.

Jessi:  Oh my goodness!  (choking on taco)  Recent Heatbreaker is coming in the door.  I can’t believe you picked this restaurant of all days.  You are evil.
Jena:  [...]

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These boobs were made for walkin’…

Posted in hot mess moment, just the girls on 02.16.2010 | 4 Comments »

Jessi’s  boobs are a big part of my life, and if I were a homosexual, that would be awesome.
But alas… no.
It’s to the point that I’m afraid to be alone with her.  When we’re among friends, the subject of her boobs might be broached — size, realism, bra support, etc — but rarely is there [...]

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White-trash living at it’s finest

Posted in befuddled, day to day, family, hot mess moment on 02.16.2010 | 4 Comments »

I am not ever moving anywhere!
ME
I live on the Compound.  Literally, in my parent’s backyard.  And geez….I love it!  The rent is amazing (and hey, I am not going to be evicted if it’s a little late because my parents do not want me back under their roof) and I love my neighbors.  I get to [...]

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Caramel Cone Crunch Goodness!

Posted in food, hot mess moment on 02.15.2010 | 5 Comments »

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.
Weight Watchers Motto
I love ice-cream.  On hot days.  On cold days.  For breakfast.  Lunch.  Dinner.  I love it.  I enjoy trying different flavors and varieties.  I didn’t think any one ice-cream could cover all the bases but I think I have finally found one.  I like the following qualities [...]

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Irrational doesn’t help….

Posted in befuddled, conversations, day to day, hot mess moment on 02.12.2010 | 5 Comments »

I love my job.  Honestly, I do.  I do not however always LOVE working with the public.  At times it is entertaining and times it is beyond difficult.  Today I had one of the difficult moments.  Here is a conversation I had with one of the worst CUSTOMERS I have ever dealt with.  If I [...]

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